July 21, 2008

Things I Love About Work

  1. When Mike goes "Ok everyone...dance party!" inside the server station and he's the only one who does it.
  2. Anything Noah says or does. Especially if it involves acting like a gangsta.
  3. Fresh, warm, perfectly-cooked chesse balls.
  4. Seeing the look on people's faces when I tell them they can't use a birthday card AND a lemonade coupon.
  5. Gratting tables of Mexicans, teenagers and Asians and watching them gasp when they open their check.
  6. Scraping the excess ice cream out of the cookies and cream cartons.
  7. Peeling cucumbers. Does anybody else like this? I find it therapeutic.
  8. Listening to Pat scream random things in the bar.
  9. Having a birthday sundae at the end of hard night.
  10. Seeing any number above 20 on the "Ttl tips" section of my print-out.
  11. Sheyenne's laugh.
  12. How you can never roll silverware without hearing juicy gossip.
  13. Chris telling me I'm worthless.
  14. Chris telling everyone else they're worthless.
  15. Chris stuttering while doing #13-14.
  16. Any meat Beto cooks.
  17. Ipanemas.
  18. Beef tenderloin.
  19. Getting tipped over the grat.
  20. The shock of seeing co-workers in "normal" clothes when they come in to eat.
  21. When middle-aged people dance like crazy during the birthday song.
  22. The awkardness when people don't dance at ALL during the birthday song.
  23. Seeing Beth sit in your section even though you know she won't tip you well.
  24. When Glenn says uses the word "crackaaa!" in a sentence.
  25. Chad's power stance. Hands on hips, feet apart.
  26. When you need a billion shifts covered that week and you're able to get them taken care of without paying anyone off!
  27. Watching people take that job waaayy too seriously.
She got the death by chocolate cake.