Ladies of the World,
It's a Wednesday night. But not just ANY Wednesday night, mind you. It's April 15th, 2009. Yes, yes, yes, it's El Dia de Taxos, but it ALSO marks the official end of classes for BYU students. Nothing's due today! Unforeseen hours lay unscheduled before you! And what will you do with this time, Ladies of the World? You there, in the back. What would you do? What's that? A night out on the town with your husband? Your amazingly good-looking, funny, charismatic husband? Well, naturally!
What shall you do? Dinner? (Don't worry--you've gift cards aplenty!) A movie? (Dollar theater!) Perhaps a candlelit rendezvous in your sleeping quarters mmmmm??
No.
If you're married to MY husband, your school-free Wednesday evening will include idling away the hours at Barnes and Noble.
His idea. I swear.
Quote: "Hey! If we're lucky those comfy chairs in the business section will be open!!!"- Brock Boyce 4/15/2009
Why, exactly, is my husband so bent on going to Barnes and Noble, you ask? Get this: he wants to "brush up on his calculus." Yes, my friends. He wants to go to Barnes and Noble with his rented-from-the-Provo-City-Library-old-edition calculus textbook and READ IT.
?!?!?!?!?!?!
April 15th, 2009. I had my suspicions about Brock before, but today they were confirmed: I'm married to a dorkasaurus.
It's a Wednesday night. But not just ANY Wednesday night, mind you. It's April 15th, 2009. Yes, yes, yes, it's El Dia de Taxos, but it ALSO marks the official end of classes for BYU students. Nothing's due today! Unforeseen hours lay unscheduled before you! And what will you do with this time, Ladies of the World? You there, in the back. What would you do? What's that? A night out on the town with your husband? Your amazingly good-looking, funny, charismatic husband? Well, naturally!
What shall you do? Dinner? (Don't worry--you've gift cards aplenty!) A movie? (Dollar theater!) Perhaps a candlelit rendezvous in your sleeping quarters mmmmm??
No.
If you're married to MY husband, your school-free Wednesday evening will include idling away the hours at Barnes and Noble.
His idea. I swear.
Quote: "Hey! If we're lucky those comfy chairs in the business section will be open!!!"- Brock Boyce 4/15/2009
Why, exactly, is my husband so bent on going to Barnes and Noble, you ask? Get this: he wants to "brush up on his calculus." Yes, my friends. He wants to go to Barnes and Noble with his rented-from-the-Provo-City
?!?!?!?!?!?!
April 15th, 2009. I had my suspicions about Brock before, but today they were confirmed: I'm married to a dorkasaurus.
HAHAHAHA!!!
(Brock probably thinks this is the funniest picture ever.)
(Brock probably thinks this is the funniest picture ever.)
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